2007-09-11 15:16:33 · 18 answers · asked by penguin ♥lover♥ #1 3 in Pets ➔ Birds
I will anounce the funniest answers, and 10 points to the absolute funniest!!!!!
2007-09-11 15:23:20 · update #1
I think mewo mix!!! Then on ur shoe......
2007-09-12 00:48:55 · update #2
The priest sanctifies the body. This is done by removing and storing the vital organs, then sectioning the body. The deceased is then purified with a bath of egg, milk and certain sacred herbs. Afterward, the body is anointed with flour, salt and cracked black peppercorns.
The priest prepares a sacred cast iron sarcophagus by adding shortening and heating. When the sarcophagus reaches a certain holy temperature, the deceased is laid to rest in the hot oil.
After the passage of a certain period of time, and after certain prayers and other holy ministrations are completed, the deceased is removed drained on paper towels, and served with cole slaw and biscuits.
2007-09-11 15:29:51 · answer #1 · answered by chocolahoma 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Kentucky Fried Chicken
2007-09-11 22:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by CherryCheri 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
From The Frying Pan To My Table.
2007-09-11 22:37:26 · answer #3 · answered by minnetta c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
More than likely into Emeriel's Oven or Frying Pan.
2007-09-12 09:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by fire_side_2003 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They decompose into the ground and transform into sewage pipes. Any time you hear of the sewage pipes under your city acting up, know that it's just chickens.
2007-09-11 22:29:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They go to Kentucky Fried People and enjoy themselves for all eternity.
2007-09-11 23:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by Theresa A 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To that big chicken coop in the sky.
2007-09-12 00:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by Foxxy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some chickens get to go to Disney World when they die
2007-09-11 22:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Road kills go to red necks, natural death chic- f--la.
Depressed chicks dead of course go to the depression era.
Roosevelt's chicks to the pot of course
dead fried chicks go for pastor's dinner.
2007-09-11 22:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a frying pan,then on the table.Last in my belly.
2007-09-11 22:30:06 · answer #10 · answered by coppercash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋