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I pray to God, and nothing happens. I curse at God, and nothing happens. Likewise with Bob... so how is God more real than him?

2007-09-11 14:56:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

I want to know more about B-b.
What are the benefits?
I need some good perks if I become a Bobist.
Will I live forever in a 7-star hotel when I kick the bucket?
Are there 73 virgins waiting for me (one extra over the m-s-i-s!!)
Did B-b create cheesecake?
Where is B-b's book available?
Do I have to be extra-good to be a Bobist or can I actually enjoy myself in this life?
Must I waste my life spreading Bobism throughout the world or can I just lead a normal life?
Is B-b watching me now?
Can B-b intervene in our lives and stop naughty things happening?
Can B-b heal the sick and restore missing limbs to those who have suffered amputation?

Hail B-b! You are my salvation!!!

2007-09-11 15:06:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

What did Bob create? God created the world. When on your death bed, will you be more incline to pray to God or to Bob? Did Bob die to forgive your sins and offer you eternal life in Heaven? Did Bob raise from the dead? Can Bob raise others from the dead? Did, and can, Bob do miracles? God can, and has, done the above. What are you saying when you pray? Are you thanking God for the forgiveness and salvation He offers? Are you thanking God for the good things you do have? Do your prayers include the well being of others? Or, are you praying mainly just for yourself and for things you want in life? Like, asking for money, a better job, a lot of friends? Are your prayers mainly for yourself? God can answer prayers with: No, Yes, Wait. God is without ending, Bob isn't. If you pray to Bob and he dies before you do, who will you pray to then?

2007-09-11 22:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God is real. Bob is a figment of your imagination. God answers prayer not always the answer we want when we want it but He answers. Expecting Bob to answer prayer is like talking to yourself and answering with huh. Cursing at God is like an ant hollering at an elephant .....not real smart. Cursing at Bob would be like cursing in a mirror. God exists and therefore Bob can exist. God can exist without Bob but Bob cannot exist without God.

2007-09-11 22:14:49 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy B 5 · 0 0

Bob is imaginary, God is not. God sent his son to die for you, Bob did not. God will come back, Bob will disappear forever.

2007-09-11 22:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Well with god the conversations are one way, but with bob you might actually get an answer..... but all the praying in the world wont get you anything special.

2007-09-11 22:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by westfield47130 6 · 1 1

He isn't. Not really. You probably had the same percentage of answered "prayer" from Both god and Bob.

2007-09-11 22:01:54 · answer #6 · answered by punch 7 · 1 0

Do You pray to Bob?

2007-09-11 22:05:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I have no idea what legleggers was trying to say.

The main difference, for you I guess, would be that other people believe in G-d where as you are the only person that believe in Bob.

2007-09-11 22:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Your friend Bob has no plan for my salvation. Your curses as being tallied up, you will one day answer for them.

God answers my prayers, but then, I am a believer!

2007-09-11 22:57:25 · answer #9 · answered by †LifeOnLoan† 6 · 0 0

You and Bob don't exist. God is real.

2007-09-11 22:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by LineDancer 7 · 1 1

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