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I mean, six days of work and he gives up. Thousands of years later, he wakes up and has another go, manages 33 years (surely nothing in terms of eternity), gets into a fight at work and is fired. Since then, zip. Is he at home on his Playstation or what?

2007-09-11 13:45:24 · 17 answers · asked by mdfalco71 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

lol Zoob - he's counted my head hairs? Hell, I can do that myself - got about 17 left. Now if you'd said he'd counted my nose hairs, that might be impressive...maybe...

2007-09-11 13:55:15 · update #1

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god got an 'f' in his last science project so was determined to try harder next time.hence,here we are but he's not quite got the 'a' yet so has to keep readjusting the damn project!!!

2007-09-12 11:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by debbie b 2 · 0 0

Is it possible to believe in a loving God who is omnipotent (can do any doable, i. e., non-contradictory thing) in the face of the massive sufferings of human beings and animals? Most theologians and seminary students believe that it is. Most do so with an appeal to mystery sooner or later, since experience and evidence contradict the initial assumptions: divine omnipotence, divine goodness, and the reality of evil and suffering. If contradiction is too strong, then at least it can be said that things happen in this life that raise some awfully difficult questions we don't know how to answer. The frequent response is an appeal to mystery.
Centuries ago skeptics raised the fundamental questions. The difficulties can be put under two headings: the moral issue and the philosophical issue. The moral issue is that in this life it often happens that the righteous suffer while the wicked prosper. That does not seem fair. In a rightly ordered world, it would be the other way around.

The philosophical issue is that a benevolent God would want to prevent or overcome as much evil and suffering as possible. An all-powerful God would be able to overcome evil and suffering. But since there is a lot of evil and suffering in the world, it would appear that either God cannot or will not prevent it or overcome it. If God cannot, that impugns omnipotence. If God will not, that impugns divine love.

2007-09-18 14:29:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He's nowhere- your your own god and savior

if you can imagine a man with long hair in a robe coming down from the sky to save us from impending and inevitable doom...thats pretty farfetch'd...no im not talking about chris angel...History was recorded very inacurately- theres no way what we're practicing is even close to what was around years and years ago.

2007-09-11 20:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. D 3 · 0 0

He's just efficient. He did all He needed to do over a very short period of time because He worked to a plan and kept to the plan.

2007-09-12 05:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0 0

"Is God an underachiever in his own dimension?"

My answer would be...
"God is the only achiever in his own dimension."

Haha, I do enjoy your question though.

Maybe he has worked so hard he has a name for himself and is just coasting while playing Halo at home.

2007-09-11 20:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by JanetB 2 · 1 0

It is really amazing that someone (God) gets so much attention for doing so little (nothing).

2007-09-17 03:46:23 · answer #6 · answered by smkeller 7 · 0 0

heehee Maybe that's why he keeps us hidden out here all alone at the edge of a galaxy that we are drifting into.

2007-09-11 20:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The men who created it weren't too ambitious.

2007-09-11 20:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by dddbbb 6 · 1 0

you forgot about the flood. and judging egypt. and about every single hair on your head - he knows the count.

and about many other things.

recommendation: check your bible before asking questions :)

2007-09-11 20:52:40 · answer #9 · answered by zoobrenok 2 · 0 1

those angels moms didnt get immaticulately inseminated

2007-09-11 20:48:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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