Whenever I call my sons cell phone he says Hello....HELLO? It gets me every time because I think he's answering and its his voice mail. Drives me crazy. LOL
2007-09-12 01:33:57
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answered by roxy 5
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what ever line you do choose make sure that it doesn't say you are not home right now. Also make sure that the message has a male voice
One of my fav's that I downloaded and am just waiting to quit my job to put it on my voice mail is "Thank you for calling dial an asshole, all our assholes are busy serving other asshole please have a shitty day"
2007-09-13 06:46:51
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answered by Dangermanmi6 6
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My brother has a great line on his. He first says that he isn't home and then says "You know the routine, talk to my machine."
2007-09-11 19:09:10
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answered by Uncle Pennybags 7
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" hey you got my machine, you know what to do"
"Hey this is _____'s machine, I ate taco bell and will be in and out all day"
"Hello------- Fooled you, you got my machine so leave a message"
2007-09-11 14:03:11
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answered by meatbag 4
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I play a song for several seconds and then say this is so and so please leave name and number. Actually that's redundant because their number is on my caller id.
The song taken off of a portable cassett recorder.
2007-09-12 02:06:37
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answered by Vintage Music 7
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"Hey, leave me a message or I'm not calling you back"
Say it really ignorant,kinda man-ish.It's very funny!
Good luck!
2007-09-11 14:11:53
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answered by Floyyy :D 4
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"Hey, this is ______. I'm trying to avoid someone I don't like so leave a message and if I don't call back... it's you."
2007-09-11 15:17:09
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answered by Anonymous
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try http://www.answeringmachine.co.uk/
They have tons of messages you can use.
2007-09-11 14:19:29
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answered by ngufra 4
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