Jamaican Sex Shoes
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"
So they walked in, and the Jamaican said, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in... Dey make you wild at sex.
The wife got really interested in buying the sandals, but the husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the shopkeeper, "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon. You doan haff to do nutting cept try dem on.
So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on da wrong feet Mon! You got dem on da wrong feet!"...
2007-09-11 12:50:59 · 14 answers · asked by LORD RUMBOY 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this was not intended to offend anyone.
I am Canadian.We love everybody :>)
2007-09-11 13:15:17 · update #1
TE:
make sure it's jamaican rum so I can join you :>)
2007-09-11 14:02:26 · update #2
hehehe...............nice way to start my morning. Thanks!
2007-09-12 03:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well 1 Ja$ = US$67
2016-04-04 15:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
That was fu@king funny rumboy
Thanks for the laugh
2007-09-11 12:58:42 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one...Jamaica's so cool.Red Stripe beer and Jerk chicken, ye mon.
2007-09-11 20:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by kick it 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-11 13:03:18 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfect story for a guy named rumbumboy...
2007-09-12 04:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao man i love that star for u!! im telling all my friends
2007-09-11 13:05:33 · answer #7 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now there's a twist that deserves a star.
2007-09-11 12:58:08 · answer #8 · answered by CARL B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i already heard this one before its alright
2007-09-11 12:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe.
Nice one.
2007-09-11 12:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by billy b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it someone explain plz
2007-09-11 14:29:42 · answer #11 · answered by confused20077 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋