Two guys are out playing golf and one of them, Bill, asks his pal if he has a pen.
"Sure, there's one in my golf bag." and he extracts this foot long BIC ballpoint.
"That's some size of pen, Tommy!" says Bill, "where'd you get it?"
"Oh," says Tommy, "I got it from my genie."
"You've got a genie?!?" Bill says, astonished.
"Sure, he's in the golf bag, go see."
So Bill looks in the golf bag and there indeed is this tiny genie sitting in there all cross-legged and stuff.
"Hey!" Bill says excitedly, "Wow! Could you grant me a wish?"
"A friend of my master may have a wish!" responds the genie.
So Bill wishes for a million bucks. The genie claps his hands and POOF! suddenly the air is filled with quacking, feathers and a million ducks all over the golf course.
"Hmm," says Tommy, "Maybe I should have told you he is hard of hearing - do you really think I wished for a twelve inch BIC?"
2007-09-11 12:26:53 · 25 answers · asked by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha!!! Well dun!!!!!! Good one! My chair really is squeaking!! have another star!!
2007-09-11 12:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-11 23:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by Tom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. I've been wishing for the same thing for a while now and it hasn't happened :(
2016-05-17 09:46:15 · answer #3 · answered by oliva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolz,Thats funny.I got it,he actualy wished for a twelve inch d!ck
2007-09-11 12:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
she mistook the pen is for a bic for a d ick.
2007-09-11 13:33:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-11 12:44:03 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep you have to be very carefull what you wish for but have a star.
2007-09-11 12:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
question: is there any genie who's not got problems with hearing?!
2007-09-11 20:19:34 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naughty (but I can't say, "nice")! A good one, nevertheless!
2007-09-11 13:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by trebor namyl hcaeb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats cute
2007-09-11 12:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋