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StAr If YoU LiKe It!

This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and this was too much for him.

"Goddammit," said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my food!'

"Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should keep it warm."

"Why don't you just shove it up your a**?" the man said angrily.

"That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen."

2007-09-11 12:19:47 · 14 answers · asked by viola_angel101 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

OMG !! HILARIOUS !! Not only will a give you a STAR and then you can give me a "THUMB UP" (I'll quick hide my soup, chili, and hot fudge so you're not tempted to turn that thumb downward !!)
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2007-09-11 12:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 5 1

Why is it a bad concept to play UNO with mexicans? through fact they're going to continually scouse borrow your green-enjoying cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a automobile. who's making use of? A cop what's the version between a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a relatives of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic group? through fact all of us which could run, leap and swim is already right here.

2016-11-10 04:17:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ok, I guess. No star though, sorry.

Much Love,
Melinda ♥

2007-09-11 12:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♫Melinda 4 · 2 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-09-11 12:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1 1

Starred. That was quite funny. ♥

2007-09-11 12:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

Qt 1, LOL

2007-09-14 22:05:21 · answer #6 · answered by Larry J 1 · 0 0

Very good but makes me wonder.

2007-09-11 13:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0 1

ha ha

2007-09-11 12:42:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Didn't I just read this today on Yahoo's daily jokes?

2007-09-11 12:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

haha, sweet

2007-09-14 20:34:58 · answer #10 · answered by Issak D 2 · 0 0

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