Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running, try to keep up."
Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naive spelled backwards?
The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed!
A Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: "This Parking Space Belongs To The Wizard....Violators Will Be Toad."
2007-09-11 12:11:45 · 6 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You always have some of the best jokes:):)
We love to read them it always puts a smile on our face and a good laugh to start off the day or a good way to relax before we go off to sleep:)
Thanks Nancy:):)
Rags37:):)
2007-09-11 15:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are all great, especially the one about the bomb squad.
2007-09-11 12:17:47 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great
another one, TUMS spelled backwards is SMUT not sure what relevence that is.
2007-09-11 12:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it nancy, specially the bomb one. lol
2007-09-11 14:53:30 · answer #4 · answered by madiesmum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fun! A star for you...
2007-09-11 12:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by A Bit Bohemian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
Nice.
Star for you.
2007-09-11 12:17:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋