A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
2007-09-11 11:36:42 · 6 answers · asked by gub gub 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heres another....
This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
2007-09-11 11:36:56 · update #1
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo mate bothe of them hilarious mate but second one made me do
LTMBRA( laughed till my bumm rolled away)
2007-09-11 11:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-11 19:10:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Qt 1, LOL
2007-09-15 05:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by Larry J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get the smoke?
2007-09-11 20:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by confused20077 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DONT GET THE FIRST ONE BUT THE SECOND ONE IS FUNNY!
2007-09-11 18:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha!!!! that's all i could say....
2007-09-11 18:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by rikku069 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋