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And will the background set at HellTV always be a sunset with cursive scripture all over it?

2007-09-11 10:28:34 · 12 answers · asked by inbetweendays 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter.

2007-09-11 10:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

But if I go to hell, well then I hope I'll burn well
I'll spend my days with JFK, Marvin Gaye, Martha Ray and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
And Webster, yeah, Emmanuel Lewis, 'cuz he's the anti-Christ

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

--The Bloodhound Gang

2007-09-11 10:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 1 0

I couldn't decide if you were thinking of the ever popular HellTV network which operates in Hell, expressly for the entertainment of its countless condemned residents -- or, if you were referring to HellTV, the reality show that runs in Heaven, for the eternal amusement of the self-righteous saved.

"Oh, the heartbreak of third degree burns. Don't you just hate how all that unsightly lymphatic fluid oozes all over your best fireproof blouse?"

"Tonight -- on HellTV -- watch as unrepentant sinners receive their just reward. Fornicators feel the flaming phallus!

Seems to work either way...

2007-09-11 10:53:15 · answer #3 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 1 0

Freddy Krueger

2007-09-11 10:34:18 · answer #4 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 2 0

we could continually in straightforward terms be so fortunate. In Hell, it's going to be Rosie O'Donnell 24/7 on that community. that could additionally contain that dreadful movie go out to Eden the place she performed a dominatrix. Does it get any grosser than that?

2016-10-10 09:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by robie 4 · 0 0

I kinda like a salsa hot Miami art-deco kind of thing: chiseled cut brimstone and artsy flame everywhere. Saddam, David Koresh (Waco) and Jim Jones (Guyana) all co host---w/ guest appearances by Jerry Falwell and special guests.....JFK's killer.

2007-09-11 10:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 2 0

Parasite Hilton, and Oprah Wrinklehead.

2007-09-11 10:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by Mistress Woo♥ 6 · 5 0

Miley Cyrus definitely

2007-09-11 10:32:33 · answer #8 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 2 2

Ted Haggard and Senator Larry Craig........

2007-09-11 10:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 3 0

Marilyn Manson and I will host.

The background will be Teletubbie wallpaper.

2007-09-11 10:33:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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