I'm under a random drug testing policy at school. I haven't smoked weed in over a month. Can i still drink??

Question

If I were to drink on a Friday, could i pass a urine test on Monday if i drank water. Also, does drinking affect the marijuana leaving my system?? Mainly though , if i just drank would i be alright if i got chosen for the urine test?

Answer 1

Yes. Plain and simple. Well, that is if you had less than 48 drinks in friday, lol. But alcohol has nothing to do with marijuana leaving your system. if you accidentally relapse with the pot this is what you can do (I don't feel good about this, but this is for informational purposes only, cause i think random drug tests should be illegal.)

If you are still buzzed from the pot, you can take enough aspirin to make your ears ring(in excess of 1500 milligrams, or 3 BC powders at the same time) 30 minutes before your test. THIS IS NOT SAFE! I DON'T RECOMMEND THIS! This is an aspirin OD. Symptoms of an overdose may include ringing in your ears, headache, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, confusion, hallucinations, rapid breathing, fever, seizure (convulsions), or coma.

You should also drink TONS of water. You need to pee clear four times before your test. Don't drink a bunch then hold it, pee four times before you leave the house, start drinking water the night before and get up early if you have to.

The reason why this works is because the ordinary urine tests don't test for THC. They test for the metabolizers that bind to THC. These binders are similar to the ones that bind to ibuprofen and naproxen, so OD'ng on Motrin or Aleve will give you a false positive. Asprin, however, binds to the metabolizer that binds to the THC, giving you a false negative. But PLEASE don't do this every week, that would be dngerous and stupid. In fact, don't do it at all.

I should warn you that if they send it for the chronograph tests, you can't fake it, it actually tests for THC.


Good point to remember, under ordinary circumstances, one ounce of alcohol is metabolized by your body every hour. So, if you have four drinks, it will take four hours before you're clean. Remember, one drink is a 12-ounce bottle of beer,5-ounce glass of wine, or one shot of liquor. A typical Cosmopolitan, martini, or margarita has at least two shots of liquor.

Finally, remember that the best way to pass your piss test is to not drink or do drugs!

Answer 2

Pot stays in the urine for up to six weeks my friend, I spent four years in med school learning how not to be fooled by people like you, try as you might, I will find out if your on pot or drinking, so, if you want to go to school for that and be the guy that pumps the gas instead of the guy that owns the station, go right ahead and keep it up, you will get caught and start a record in life sooner then later.

If you follow Bowmans advice above me, I would just make you sit for three hours or so, until your urine has passed all the water you've been drinking, you see I'll be able to tell that you've tried to "flush", I know what should be in your urine, the "casts" the waxy crystals, etc, if there not all there, then you'll sit until I decide your clear and, don't try the aspirin trick, it doesn't work, don't try the muffin trick, I know them all.

Answer 3

The compounds tested for are not water soluble, but fat soluble. So, sweating is probably not going to flush your system. Which, fortunately for the testers and unfortunately for you, the chemicals stay in your body rather persistantly. Given that you've described your usage accurately, it is likely your test will come back "hot." On the plus-side, you won't have to exercise so much and you'll be excused from football practice all year.

Answer 4

drug tests suck,420 for life change schools

Answer 5

i think you shouldn't drink because then you would mess up the test cause they may test for drinking to.......