The stern teacher silently panned his gaze across all the kids. After about a minute or so, he spoke...
"From the outset, I want you all to know that there are two words that are absolutely unacceptable in this classroom. You cannot use them as you recite, or in any of your papers, tests, or homework. Using these words even once, will get you a failing grade for that quarter.
The first one is "gross" And the other one is "cool". Are there any questions?"
After a few moments of silence, this gawky teen at the back of the room raises his hand, and the teacher calls upon him.
In a pubescent croaking voice, the kid asks, "So, what are they?"
2007-09-11 09:56:51 · 11 answers · asked by dawnnkev t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad!
2007-09-11 10:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 09:49:02 · answer #2 · answered by robie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-11 10:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea that was a good one...funny kid
2007-09-11 10:19:42 · answer #4 · answered by Mama2Mara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...not bad, but took me couple of moments to get it...
:D
2007-09-11 10:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by gsp100677 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty cleaver, but not funny.
2007-09-12 10:37:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. have a star. thank you
2007-09-12 21:11:56 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but i had to explain it to my sister. lol. *star time!*
2007-09-11 13:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe gross and cool.Lol thanks for the laugh and have a star.
2007-09-11 10:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm so n so
2007-09-11 11:25:35 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋