Guy walks into a bar?

Question

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and sits down at the bar.

The monkey jumps down off the guy's shoulder and runs down to the end of the bar, hops on the pool table, grabs the cue ball and eats it.

The bar tender exclaims, "hey, I need that cue ball for the table, what the hell man?"

The owner off the monkey says, "Here's What I'll do, when the monkey passes it, I'll clean it up and bring it back to you."

The bartender says, "Fine".

The next day, the guy with the monkey returns. He walks in and tosses the cue ball to the bartender. Again the guy sits down at the bar and again the monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs down to the end of the bar, this time to a bowl of peanuts.

The monkey grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ***, pulls it out and eats it. To which the bartender asks, "What the hell is that monkey doing now?"

The guy reply’s "Well after that cue ball incident, he sizes everything!"

Answer 1

Ha ha funny one. Ah poor little monkey having to pass a big think like that!!


:-)))

Answer 2

Funny! It sounds kind of like a Jackass prank. Hey, I'm Johnnie Knoxville and this is Dog Crap Bar Fight. 8/10.

Answer 3

Sensible monkey?

Answer 4

A bit of a Groaner but still gave me a giggle!!

Answer 5

yeah...... but a peanut ? maybe something bigger like a hotdog with relish n a pickle. good to see a joke get rite to the point

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 7

Haha! Funny one!

Answer 8

Not as funny. Still funny though

Answer 9

Very good

Answer 10

I think you told it a little funky...but nonetheless fine.