2007-09-11 09:24:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
AS a matter of fact, Mr. Craig, we are seeking a bathroom attendant....interested?? The pay is low but you'll LOVE the benefits :)
2007-09-11 09:28:28 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Dear Mr. Craig:
I'm sorry to say that the position of station fellatioist has been filled. Thank you for your resume and good luck in the future.
Sincerely,
Gus Millerkampf,
Associate Manager
Arco Gas Company
2007-09-11 09:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by Acorn 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry, Mr. Craig, we are unable to hire you. We are not the least concerned with your lifesyle choice, but you lied on your last application. You also compounded your situation by attempting to manipulate the law.
2007-09-11 10:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Sure, we could sure use a quick chap to round up some of them rattle snakes up an around the station."
2007-09-11 09:31:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhhhhh, sir, we don't have any full time bathroom attendant positions available.
2007-09-11 09:29:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Discount on toilet paper? Score!
2007-09-11 09:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
We need someone to clean the men's room....
No, wait.....
2007-09-11 09:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
oh well, can I use your rest room? LOL
2007-09-11 09:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a Christian organization, we don't hire queers.
2007-09-11 09:32:01 · answer #9 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋