lindsey p!
2007-09-11 09:01:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lindsey p: Raw deal. Those fig leaves would be too immodest to wear anywhere but the beach.
2007-09-11 09:09:10 · update #1
A fig leaf for his "twig" and fig fruit for his "berries". Lets just hope it's all held together by fig jam and not that sticky substance you had afore mentioned. ; )
2007-09-12 04:31:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The curator of the Creation Museum sold me 50 shares of a new clothing line based on the bible. It turned out to be consisting entirely of fig leaves. Do you think I was conned?
2007-09-11 09:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by lindsey p 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
a guy walked right into a bar in Alabama and ordered a white wine. anybody sitting around the bar appeared up, looking forward to to make certain some pitiful yankee queer. The bartender appeared up and pronounced, “You ain’t from around here, are ya? the place ya from, boy?” the guy pronounced, “I’m from Iowa.” The bartender asked, “What the heck you do in Iowa?” the guy replied, “I’m a taxidermist.” The bartender asked, “Now purely what the heck is a taxidermist?” the guy pronounced nervously, “I mount animals.” The bartender grinned and shouted out to the full bar, “It’s ok boys, he’s one individuals!”
2016-10-04 09:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a Christian and I believe in creation. I like good looking men. I would never like to see the Creation Museums founder in any stage of undress! The man is not attractive! Ewwwww.
2007-09-11 09:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I hope so. He'd be arrested for lewd behavior or something and I'm sure the fellas in the county jail would just LOVE his outfit! I'm sure it would be a night he'd never forget, and one that I would never be able to stop laughing at!
2007-09-11 09:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think he may have fig leaves for brains.
2007-09-11 13:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet the evolist will be spaning a tail this halloween.
2007-09-11 09:20:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He probably doesn't celebrate Halloween by dressing up.
2007-09-11 09:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
No but I am pretty sure there will be an apple and a serpent nearby.
2007-09-11 09:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by civil_seismic_eng 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Isn't he in jail? He should be wearing a straight jacket.
2007-09-11 09:08:21 · answer #10 · answered by mattgo64 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋