Brad Pitt if you're a guy, and Halle Barry if you're a girl star in this instant classic.
Scene one: Star in rumpled nightclothes and hair sticking up like Robert Smith or something, stumbling into the kitchen with sleep sealed eyes, fumbling for the coffee pot. Dangit,out of creamer!
Scene two: 1978 Ford Town&Country station wagon won't start again, comedy ensues as the Star tries to interpret what the dispatcher at the cab company is saying.
Scene three: Hysterical minor player, "The Boss" ask the Star into his office for a "Chat", uproarious fun follows the stark, riveting conversation about "Performance".
Scene four: While waiting in the unemployment line, the Star sees many of his/her former classmates on their way to their government jobs. Laughs abound as the Star tries to hide from said classmates.
Scene five: the Star gives a dollar to a homeless guy he/she meets on the street, knowing full well they will just run down to the liquor store and get a cold refreshing drink.
2007-09-11 09:01:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
okay, the star will be Will Smith, So-crates. :)
2007-09-11 09:10:19 · update #1
Jennifer Aniston as the star, scene one hair sticking up like Don King, scene three Anthony Hopkins as "The Boss" scene four class nerd rejected prom date drives by star in a limo scene five Star asks homeless guy to bring one back for her
YES IT SOUNDS LIKE MY LIFE!
2007-09-11 09:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm in. By my age, there are not many scenes I have missed. I may have been just a bit player, however, there were times I really hit my stride. Can you work a scene in that I can ride my horse? As far as Scene 5, sometimes the best I could do for another human being was to offer something cool to drink. I guess I will leave the judging to the more religious.
2007-09-11 09:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nope, nothing like my life. For openers, I'm disabled/retired. For another, I've never driven a car. But the most obvious thing is that I couldn't be played by Halle Barry, whoever she is. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell, but I HATE her!
And my dollar to the homeless guy doesn't buy something to drink, but something to smoke. I'm from California! (Now living in Missouri, where I have no contacts. Weep for me!)
2007-09-11 09:14:52 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Scene one: yes
Scene two: 1967 Chevy Impala Black it always starts with a growl
Scene three: Yeah~ been there done that.
Scene four: Oh sure I got that kinda luck.
Scene five: I invite the homeless guy to come to the liquor store with me for a spirit of choice.
I would have to say Sandra Bullock instead of Halle
and Matthew McCounghey instead of Pitt.
2007-09-11 10:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Almost. In my life, Im the Govt employee who is laughing at all my old classmates who used to be attractive and popular, and now pump gas at the local Arco station.
Incidentally - the star quarterback from my school - off the deep end, screwed up from too much meth. Finest girl in high school - four kids from three different men, and no teeth thanks again to meth.
2007-09-11 09:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Eek! Nope :)
2007-09-11 09:08:06 · answer #6 · answered by /\v/\TARD 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋