Need advice on breading my Poodle!?

Question

I've got a Poodle girl, so I just thought of a great way to make some great money! The neighbor down the street has a few magnets.

So, if I breed them, I'd get Magnadoodles, right? I saw some at Target for like $20. If I get 10 Magnadoodles in the litter, that's $200! That's great money, but if I get 10 Poodles, that would be $2000! And all I need to pay for is dog food!

So, I have a few questions:
1. How many Magnadoodles do you think I'll get in each litter?
2. Does the name "Magnadoodle" have a copyright? Do you think I can use it for my girl's babies?
3. Do you think I could sell them to just anybody or would they have more needs than the Magnadoodles at Target?
4. Are there any special breeding requirements for this new breed?

Thanks!

Do they shed... hmmm... well... they have Poodle in them... and Poodles don't shed... will you buy one if it doesn't shed?

Then, NO! They don't shed! I accept Paypal and will ship around the world.

Ann... In 5 weeks I'll send you two Magnadoodles! Glad to hear there's so much interest!

That's my Brittany Friday. He's a rescue but he's ILP'd and the Brittany rescue people thought he was purebred.

OK, I think the dogs might look something like this.

All the best features of either parent combined into one perfect dog!

Oops. Here you go: http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?01bc9f9d77.jpg

Answer 1

I bet it's copyright, but it shouldn't be because you have a right to rip off others' hard work!!!

I'll take a dozen if they're good with kids - I want to leave babies with them. Also they can't shed, have to be hypoallergenic, and good at doing jigs.

I could breed them with my crock-a-shihtz, wouldn't that be SOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUTE?

Will they stick to the fridge? What if I feed them too much iron? Don't worry, you've got lots of people who want the puppies, so don't listen to the spray and tutor police!!! And mom will want to be around the puppies 'til they're 5 weeks old, then you sell them cuz they're cutest.

EDIT:
Just imagine, when the AKC recognizes them they'll have to rename the Toy group - because seriously, why play with a Chihuahua when you can have a Magnadoodle!

I've got another GREAT real toy breed: the Pogo! Part Gordon Setter, part Poodle, part spring...

They look like this:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/thenena/pogo_dog.jpg

ADDED: The magnadoodle picture cracks me up every time I see it.

Answer 2

First you need to wait until his magnet boy goes into heat. Then you are ready to bread!

Special breading requirements? I think you have to watch out for when she gives birth. It may be hard for a poodle to give birth to a magnadoodle. Some idiots on this site may even tell you that you need a vet to do a c-section. Not true! Just watch out for the sharp edges! Birth is a natural thing. Dogs can take care of themselves. Your poodle will figure it out. Don't waste your money going to a vet.

Answer 3

1. hopefully lots they sound so cute
2. nah but you should make it a copyright then you can make even more money! noone else will be allowed to breed them with that cute name.
3.obvisely sell them to who ever has the most money . who cares about the dog? right? its all about making some quick cash.
4. breed as many as you can .more pups=more $

I will buy one only if he is registered , does not poop, does not bark, does not smell , does not shed, does not need walking regurlarly, does not need a lot of training, and will behave if left alone all day and are teacup sized .
You might as well throw in a couple that way i can breed too (they want ahve any birth defects right? even if they do who cares ill sell them to anyone willing to pay.) also a solid gold collar would be nice .
so thats two Magnadoodles asap (even if you have to send them at 5 weeks old thats okay)
i have a brilliant idea i can breed them with my minature teacup pugadoodleshihgoldbug and make even more money .

Answer 4

Can you please morph a picture of what you think the breed (bread) will look like...?
I am really interested... I have $20,000.00 to spend on a mix bread (breed). But I only want 1, cause I think all the other people in the "complex" will want one, and that way you can charge them more....or... we can become partners and I can help you find homes....
thanks for the laugh~~
I really appreciated it.


Addition: comment on the pic....
OMG, they will be so cute.... and if I could get that color, I will be the envy of the "complex"....

thank you again for the chuckle!
Have a Super Day....

Answer 5

SPAY OR NEUTER!!!!!!!!

1.Not all dogs are built to be bred.

Most pets, although lovable, are not of breeding quality because they have genetic defects and other problems that should not be perpetuated. People who breed dogs for a living are very careful about choosing which dogs they will breed together based on physical characteristics and behavior. Some people decide that it would be fun to breed and just start looking for a dog that has the proper equipment and is willing. This can be a huge mistake.

2. There are already too many dogs in the world.

Breeding your pet is a serious endeavor and should not be taken lightly. There are far too many pets that end up in shelters without good homes. If your breed of dog has large litters, what will you do if you are unable to sell the puppies? Do you really want to contribute to the massive problem of pet overpopulation?

3. Dogs that aren’t neutered face serious health risks.

Consider your dog’s own health. Male dogs that are neutered are less likely to be hit by cars, because unaltered males have a very strong urge to roam and find a fertile female. Male dogs will go over or under fences, through doors and windows, and will pull leashes out of unsuspecting hands in quest of a mate.

Additionally, neutering greatly reduces the incidence of prostatic disease and eliminates testicular cancer in males, and cuts down on breast cancer in females. The possibility of uterine infections is also eliminated by spaying.

4. Female dogs used for breeding may have unwelcome visitors.

If you spay your dog, you will not have to chase persistent male dogs out of your yard. Also, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up messy heat cycles.

5. Be prepared to work like a dog when your pet goes into labor.

Many people do not realize just how much work and expense is involved with letting dogs have puppies. Getting the mother through pregnancy is the easy part, but labor is truly laborious for dog and owner alike. Dogs usually decide to have their puppies at the most inconvenient times, like 2:00 in the morning when veterinary hospitals are closed.

If your pet develops a problem during delivery, it means at least the expense of an emergency call. If the complications are life threatening, you must be prepared, especially if you have a breed of dog that has a broad head like a pug, to pay for an emergency C-section. It is very distressing to have to leave home in the middle of the night, worry about your pet, get a large veterinary bill and then try to explain to your boss why you cannot possibly come to work the next day.

6. It can be devastating when the puppies die.

There is always the prospect of the loss of some or all of the puppies. A neonatal mortality rate of 10 to 30 percent is considered normal. And, it’s easy to lose a puppy if you don’t have the experience or knowledge to care for newborns. Because puppies are not able to regulate their own body temperature initially, you may need to supplement their environment with heat.

7. Not all dogs make the best mothers.

If your female doesn’t have enough milk to feed all its puppies, or decides that feeding her offspring is not her cup of tea, it will be your responsibility to provide them with nutrition every three to four hours, round the clock. And how many mouths are there to feed?

Another aspect of puppy care that you can look forward to if your dog wants nothing to do with her brood is the manual stimulation of urination and defecation. Until puppies are three weeks old they will only void if directly stimulated. If mom isn’t doing this, you will need to take a moistened cotton ball and gently rub the urogenital area until the babes begin to urinate and pass stool. Failure to do this can result in some pretty unhappy puppies.

8. Good luck seeing a profit!

Your last responsibility before they go to a new home is to have them dewormed, vaccinated, and examined by a veterinarian. You will want to make sure that you have budgeted a sufficient amount for this purpose. Needless to say, if you decide to breed mixed breed puppies, you have no opportunity to recoup this expense.

Puppies are a lot of fun and it can be very exciting when they are born, but more often than not, owners find themselves in over their heads when they decide to endeavor into breeding.

Article republished here with permission from VetCentric.com
Copyright(c) 2000 by VetCentric.com

Answer 6

Wow, people need to lighten up! Who believes there's such thing as a breed named magnet anyways? Just goes to show what kind of idiots are answering questions on this site. Thanks for the smile!

Answer 7

omg i didn't know so many people couldn't take a joke.....some of yall just need to pull the stick outta your butts and get over it.

I found it rather funny..since my kid already HAS a magnadoodle :P

guess that's how you tell the difference in people with a sense of humor..and people who just don't have any sense at all.

Answer 8

woud you also consider a mating of your poodle with an aquarium? you would get aquadoodles! I hear they sell well at target too... you could offer a bundle price !

Answer 9

I think it's hilarious that a few people cut and pasted their standard reply in here.

I am laughing so hard I'm probably going to get fired or wet my pants.

Answer 10

Well, first you dunk it in melted butter, then you roll it in the breadcrumbs. I like to use seasoned breadcrumbs, more flavor....oh, wait, that's not the question is it?

Can I get one? I'll trade you for a Bassperke!