A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egoists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
Definition of a will: A dead give away.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
2007-09-11 08:37:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done girl some there i have not got can i borrow them xxx
2007-09-12 00:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don`t Drink Before You`re 16.
2016-04-04 02:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao there so cheesey i love them..
thanks for the laugh
2007-09-11 08:44:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great ones again so 10/10.!!!
Love one liners.!!!
Short and sweet.!!!
Cheers Raindrops.!!!
2007-09-11 08:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhahahahah
very clever have another star
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2007-09-11 08:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-09-11 08:40:16 · answer #6 · answered by simmo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute! luv 'em
2007-09-11 09:37:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant, funny and clever. Top stuff. More please if you got them.
2007-09-11 09:13:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lol
2007-09-11 09:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-11 08:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋