If the minimum wasn’t acceptable it wouldn’t be called the minimum.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
I’m a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I’m working.
Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil
I just thought of something funny…your mother.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Whenever I see an old lady slips and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule,
And on every side of a fool
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other…
“Does this taste funny to you?”
2007-09-11 08:34:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good girl xxx pmsl at some of them xxx
2007-09-12 00:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-11 10:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another set of good ones Raindrops.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
2007-09-11 08:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm
not as good as your last lot
2007-09-11 08:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol
2007-09-11 08:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2007-09-11 08:48:47 · answer #6 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! =)
2007-09-11 09:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥ §íÑ ♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
♥ it
2007-09-11 08:59:28 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋