I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon…smart too late.
Live your life and forget your age.
Age considers; youth ventures.
Age is an ugly thing, and it goes on getting worse.
Few people know how to be old.
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
To me old age is 15 years older than I am.
At my age flowers scare me.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
2007-09-11 08:32:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like those. Keep them coming.
2007-09-11 08:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 21:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist swap places.
2007-09-11 08:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Again Excellent ones there so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Raindrops.!!!
2007-09-11 08:48:59 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooo so true lol
i like it thnx
2007-09-11 08:52:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, u get a star :)
2007-09-11 08:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by augie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so true....excellent...Toe.
2007-09-11 08:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL;-)
2007-09-11 08:36:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋