''I should be in charge'' said the blood, ''because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.''
''I should be in charge,'' said the stomach, ''because I process food and give all of you energy.''
''I should be in charge'' said the legs, ''because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.''
''I should be in charge'' said the eyes, ''because I allow the body to see where it goes.''
''I should be in charge, ''said the rectum, ''Because I'm responsible for waste removal.''
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS....
In all walks of life it is usually the ''Asshole'' that's in charge!!!
2007-09-11 08:03:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats great!you get a star!*
2007-09-11 08:14:13 · answer #1 · answered by amanda h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So very true..... 9/10 and a star for you.
2007-09-11 08:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! I'm going to print out and pin above my bosses desk. He he.
2007-09-11 09:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by Flit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes this is true! I know 4 assholes but they are useless assholes !
2007-09-11 09:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by AttoresLyjin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
True, also don't F*** with that AS*****, LOL.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Anthony.!!!
2007-09-11 08:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Qt 1, LOL
2007-09-14 22:01:12 · answer #6 · answered by Larry J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-09-15 03:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still a good one .....have a star
2007-09-11 09:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice1
2007-09-11 08:14:58 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true!
2007-09-11 12:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by slk29406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋