Does anybody have the gawl to disagree with my decree?
O praise the O lord of the roundhouse kick to the FACE!!!
2007-09-11 07:50:12 · 13 answers · asked by Rick S 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A lot of actors are indeed worshipped.
So are football players.
Not by me though.
2007-09-11 07:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
2007-09-11 15:04:06 · answer #2 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I do!! While you worship Chuck Norris I praise the High and Holy Bruce Lee he could and did kick Chuck Norris's a**.
So put that in your holy though pipe and smoke it.
2007-09-11 14:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by redgriffin728 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is a totally useless waste of space and thought. And it's questions like this that make yahoo! answers a literary joke. Besides as previously mentioned Bad Jack Bauer would use Chucky for toilet paper. Pray on fool.
2007-09-11 14:59:31 · answer #4 · answered by ringo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris is just a man. There is one God and He alone is worthy to be praised and worshiped. Get a grip and wake up to the truth. Jesus Christ is LORD of all. It's time to get your heart and life right and confess your sins to God, repenting of them and accepting Jesus Christ as your Savior and LORD. Then you will have something to boast of: the power of God to set you free.
2007-09-11 15:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by David R 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jack Bauer can wipe the floor with Chuck Norris.
2007-09-11 14:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris is so tough he can slam a revolving door.
2007-09-11 14:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
He is a god, as all enlightened wise people are to the God of all gods. That we are separate from each other is the illusion, not the peace of God. Peace out.
2007-09-11 15:01:46 · answer #8 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
chuck
2007-09-11 14:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by likeminded 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, I pray to the sun and woship Joe pesci. . LMAO -George Carlin. . :op
2007-09-11 14:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋