So I sont have to go to school. I dont to fake puke, I just want them to think i have a fever. Please
2007-09-11 07:40:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Infectious Diseases
YOU CAN BE SURE THATEDUCATION IS MOR OMPORTANT THAN FAKING AN ILLNESS
BUT IF YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON, JUST DO IT.
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME ADVICES, SO PAY ATTENTION:
-FIRST OF ALL YOU MUST HAVE A TERRIBLE HEADACHE
- THEN, TELL THEM THAT YOU FEEL VERY VERY TIRED AND THAT YOU WANT TO SLEEP, BE CAREFULL, OTHERWISE THEY'LL FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE FAKING IT
these ara the two most important points. try to be a good actor. if they have a thermometer, put it upsidedown , shakeit and it will be ready.
DON'T EXAGERATE OR THEY'LL REALIZE THAT YOU'RE LYING.
GOOD LUCK
2007-09-11 08:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by §§XaViEr§§ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of two methods.
The first is to rub your skin with bar soap. I don't know why but it makes your skin hot like you have a fever. Caution: you can't wash it off until after they're convinced, so it may cause skin irritation. Also, if they insist on using a thermometer the scam won't hold up.
The second is to eat toothpaste. It's supposed to work, but how much is necessary I don't know. And the long-term effects of ingesting a lot of toothpaste may not be great, so I wouldn't do it very often.
Is there a particular reason you want to stay home from school? If you're just avoiding a problem, staying home one day isn't really going to solve anything.
2007-09-11 07:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by Kay3535 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, that depends. How dumb are your parents? As a general rule, you have to be smarter than someone to scam them.
OK, one tip. Dunk the thermometer in a glass of hot water and pull it out when the temperature gets to 101 or 102. This is critical, however: Do not overdo it. If you wait until the temperature gets to about 105, your parents may freak and send you to the emergency room, and then you are really up a creek.
2007-09-11 07:53:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way to make them think that you have a fever is to have the school nurse tell them that you have a fever. However, you have to go to school first.
2007-09-11 09:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by StephenWeinstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a small raw potatoe. The Starch in the potato makes your body go into overtime to process it and ellevates your temperature.
2007-09-11 07:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by Oz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good studying a few of these questions normally makes me snort, there is truthfully a few humorous ones. And put out of your mind approximately your dad and mom it isn't your hindrance or fault why must you undergo to.
2016-09-05 10:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about you just go to school? Education is more important than lying to your parents :)
2007-09-11 07:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by Chelsea L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of some other excuse that is easier to fake.
2007-09-11 07:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stomach cramps might be easier to fake.
2007-09-11 07:43:48 · answer #9 · answered by kj 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make your fore head hot by standing real close to a lamp, and saying something like,
whoa im soo dizzy i have to sit down...
2007-09-11 07:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by emjay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋