A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.
Mom forgot until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding, the bride and groom enter their hotel room. The groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While she was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there. She exclaimed, "Oh no, it's short, pink and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
2007-09-11 06:52:40 · 21 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
apparently it seems dn/n/drty has a squeaky clean mind.. lol
2007-09-11 07:05:26 · update #1
ha ha ha ......tht was freaking gud
2007-09-11 07:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. I whipped out my Million Dollar Bar and whispered "Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on My Big Hunk" she replied "Oh Henry, what a Whopper." Well she immediatley went down on my Tootie Roll and it was pure Almond Joy. I couldn't resist her Charms and reached out and grabbed her Mounds, it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots for me. It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger was slipped into her tight little Kit Kat as she screamed "Oh Henry, Oh Henry." soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and Zagnut's. It wasn't long before I blew my Milk Duds to Mars, which gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked about M&M, but I said "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff you little Reese's pieces. Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you grab my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey" (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was!) She screamed you Cracker Jack, better than the Three Musketeers" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty when all of a sudden... my Starburst! Yeah as luck would have it she started to get Chunky, complained of a Wrigley in her stomach and nine months later out popped "BABY RUTH"
2016-04-04 02:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny very funny! I feel sorry for the bride! Keep them coming!
Dominus Vobiscum
2007-09-16 12:04:10 · answer #3 · answered by msrtampa04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny i got a laff but not the funniest joke i've heard
2007-09-15 15:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i luved it 1 star for u
2007-09-18 19:45:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hard to understand, it stood out after deep penetration
2007-09-18 13:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean that his little friend was short, pink and wrinkled?Oh no,the poor bride?
2007-09-11 07:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like it
2007-09-16 12:48:24 · answer #8 · answered by mamawmessedup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one .
But sorry , I don't star 'perfect strangers !'
2007-09-16 22:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! if i was in the bathroom i would start laughing my *** off!!!! god that would be hilarous!!!!!!!!!!! lmao i can not stop laughing. i defintaly have to pass that around. hahaha
2007-09-11 07:46:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Nice!
2007-09-11 07:45:38 · answer #11 · answered by Goddess Princess Minky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋