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2007-09-11 06:42:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

Heck, I'm already there.

2007-09-11 07:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by Nurse Winchester 6 · 3 0

Heck yeah!

2007-09-11 13:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Peckatory might be your destination. Purgatory involves very unpleasant "purging" of your sin by some mysterious method.
[ I can't find Purgatory in the bible, so Peckatory should be just as admissable.] You will be pecked at in an irritating, but not unbearable fashion. Of course I am taking some liberties.

Edit: Just how long a stretch do you think I might have earned in Peckatory for my silliness?

2007-09-11 15:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2 0

Sure! Why the heck not?

2007-09-11 14:19:39 · answer #4 · answered by odd duck 6 · 2 0

Where Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light, reigns and carries a giant spoon of retribution.

2007-09-11 13:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 7 0

How about if you change that to "sorta good" (glass is half full) then you won't have to worry about heck!

2007-09-11 14:34:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Taking the name of Gosh in vain will codemn you to heck, which is halfway between dang, darn, damn and heaven.

2007-09-11 13:52:52 · answer #7 · answered by Earl Grey 5 · 6 0

there's no such thing as heck, the Fundies made that up too

2007-09-12 23:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0 0

That's right, but you miss out on the 72 virgins.

2007-09-11 13:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Yank 5 · 2 0

that is correct, but remember that you will be limited to the following amounts of "sins"

using the lords name in vein-22
worshiping false idols-4
eating tacos-10
killing-1-3(give or take that persons level of sins)
buht sects-4.5 (the first time is a half because you'r just trying it out)

2007-09-11 13:52:03 · answer #10 · answered by roflcopter_candytrain 2 · 4 1

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