tired. He laid down beside the rail w/ his tail laying over the top. Along comes a train (keep in mind that he's deaf & cannot hear it coming). Well, the 1st set of wheels nips off the end of his tail, & his reaction, of course, is to quickly look at what happened to his tail. Well, the next set of wheels shears off his head ... The moral of the story is don't lose your head over a little piece of tail!
2007-09-11 06:33:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahahahaha lo9lololololol very funny
2007-09-11 06:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by asiab b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saved by Grace...are you sure?
That joke was a little lame (pun intended)
It was also a bit skanky. I told it to my wife, the real comedian in the family...her answer was, " oooohh, pleeeaase."
She can always tell if a joke is funny by my response. She ALWAYS has jokes that she tries out on me before emailing them to her friends. She says I'm her "joke barometer," if I actually laugh, then it's a good joke. If I sort of slowly nod my head, then it's funy, but not fantastic; if I roll my eyes, then the joke is pretty lame.
Sorry, SBG, but I did roll my eyes, so the nays have it (i rolled my eyes after typing that last line - lol)
(P.S. Now that the wife isn't looking...there is definitely some truth in that moral.)
2007-09-11 07:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I used to have a deaf dog. I'd shout 'Here Rover.' and do you know, the little bugger always ignored me!
2007-09-11 06:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somewhat funny
2007-09-11 06:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by hihello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz...verrrrrrrrrry funny
2007-09-11 07:16:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny--unless you think of guys...very funny
2007-09-11 06:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋