Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge
who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past
two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES
2007-09-11 05:34:34 · 16 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is very funny, in fact I am going to tell it the next opportunity I get.
2007-09-11 05:41:34 · answer #1 · answered by dee 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A little, I guess. The punchline isn't really strong enough to justify the length.
2007-09-11 12:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny, but I have a problem with telling jokes; I usually only remember the punch line!
2007-09-11 14:43:06 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's cute, but does Jesus back up?
2007-09-11 12:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by Peter D 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-09-11 12:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't I think no? ya i thought no the first time.
2007-09-11 16:06:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess so. Although, it should be "Jesus backs up his files."
2007-09-11 12:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-09-11 12:38:10 · answer #8 · answered by Curious 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's funny.
2007-09-11 12:50:25 · answer #9 · answered by Uncertain Soul 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
may be
2007-09-11 12:43:08 · answer #10 · answered by stevie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋