I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy, then he would send me home. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My blond co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the boss might think I was crazy and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What the h*ll are you doing?" I told him I was a lightbulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out! Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my blond co-worker followed me, the boss asked her, "And where do you think you are going?" She replied, "I'm going home too! I can't work in the dark!"
2007-09-11 04:12:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles