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2007-09-11 04:07:38 · 38 answers · asked by Cader and Glyder scrambler 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
osama@islam.org...i guess...
2007-09-11 04:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by theglad8er 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
martyr1@alqaeda.com
Dear Mr. Bin Laden,
What's up with your fashion sense? Don't you know that beards are out!?
And those threads! Not very stylish. How a bout a pattern? Nice trousers and a tie perhaps?
Anyway, would you please let go of this crazy idea about converting the world to Islam. It's not very nice. And stop killing infidels. Remember, infidels are people too!
Thanks and best wishes.
SolarF
2007-09-11 04:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by SolarFanatic 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OBL@deadmanwalking.taliban.org
/caves/fear/bigreward/
donttrustanyone/
weregonnagetya/
preparetomeetthevirgins/
bulletwithyournameonit
Dear Sir
DIE
Regards
US/British Governments
2007-09-11 04:23:27 · answer #3 · answered by Lo 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
blindmuslim@koran.org
The truth is not in you, unstop you ears and hear the truth. God loves you, yet He hates your ways. Following the five pillars will not earn you forgiveness, you have been misled. Jesus is more than a prophet. Please understand, I am not saying that there are three gods, but there is but one, three identities in one God, God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit. They are one. You say that the Bible is corrupt, what proof do you have? How could it make hundreds of prophecies that came to be, yet you discredit it. Is not that how one should test a profit, by the outcome of the profits words? Jesus, whom you claim is a profit has made some extraordinary claims about himself, one being the He is God.
Look deep into your heart and you will see the truth, you are a sinner, just as much as am I, and you have a need for a Savior, because you cannot save yourself, you need proof of your wickedness, look no farther than your heart, how many times have you disobeyed God. Please I beg of you repent of your sins and turn back to God.
2007-09-11 04:23:26 · answer #4 · answered by exodust20 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would send it to the Africans who are always offering a 10th of a 20,000,000 hidden fund.
He would receive hundred of emails offering a portion of stolen or lost government money that the recently killed finance minister, the Honorable Mr. Mabubu left behind, and would one day fall for it, provide his banking information and not be able to purchase that new warhead he wanted so badly.
2007-09-11 04:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
#1coward@idontwant2diebutUcan.org
I'd ask Osama, "Why aren't you in such a hurry to be martyred. OBL, you are nothing but a coward and you will get what you deserve one day, hopefully by the USA and then definitely by God!"
2007-09-11 04:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
satinshelper@666.com
Your not fooling me one little bit. Your just another one of his helpers creating hate among people.
You do not scare me and you never will. I truly don't understand why its taking so long for anyone to distroy you and send you back to hell were you belong. I personally would love to be the one to take you out. Your evil!
2007-09-11 04:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by MLJ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably something really girly like osama_cuddles@hearts.com
I know it's unlikely, but I would find it funny if he did.
I would tell him to shut up and actually read the Quran and ask him where it says to kill people.
I might recommend some beard dye.
2007-09-11 06:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Osama_is_Alive@Hellbound.com
my email : Hi Osama, how are you today? Did you know that you have just won a brand new Camel? congrats! now if you can just please fill out this form we will Send the Camel to you
today.
2007-09-11 04:17:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
SandInMyVagina@kuffar.com
2007-09-11 04:12:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It would be Osama_Bin_Laden@yahoo.com
And I would sign him up to goat porn mailing lists, since that is apparently the sort of thing he'd like.
2007-09-11 04:21:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋