Does this make you laugh out loud?

Question

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, 'You know, I know everyonethere is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.'

Tired of his constant boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?'

'No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.


'So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, 'Dave! What's happening? Great to see you!


Come on in, have a beer! Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical.

After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

'No, no, just name anyone else,' Dave says. 'President Bush,' his boss quickly retorts.

'Yup,' Dave says, 'Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington .'

And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and
his boss over, saying, Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a
meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up.'

Well, the boss is much shaken by now but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.

'The Pope,' his boss replies.

'Sure!' says Dave. 'I've known the Pope for years.'

So off they fly to Rome .

Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican when Dave says, 'This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.


Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.'

He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him,

'What happened?'

His boss looks up and says,

'It was the final straw - you and the Pope came out on the balcony and
the man next to me said......

.. 'Who the f***'s that on the balcony with Dave?'

Is part of the joke missing? It's about time Y!A allowed more space to enter the details :-(

Answer 1

i thought it was good darling..it's the way you tell them :)

Answer 2

Dave goes out on the balcony with the pope. The boss is astonished and says to the man standing next to him and says "can you beleive that!"

The stranger says "no I can't, who is that up there with Dave!"


Yes, this joke is one of my favorates!

Answer 3

Well, I liked it. Yes, it did make me laugh out loud.

Answer 4

I think that I was a rare lucky person who hadnt heard this before, and it was funny.

Not eye-wateringly funny, and nor did I laugh out loud, but I will remember it to tell some poor sucker!

Answer 5

It was funny when I first heard it, and I think it would be funny for most people. Those answers you got saying they didn't get the joke can't have much of a sense of humour. Keep telling jokes because you like to

Answer 6

lol it made me laugh out loud i dont understand how people didnt get it madness have a star i loved it

Answer 7

Yes I laughed out loud because the boss was wrong and should of not doubted dave....

Answer 8

Whew! Nope.
Tooooooo looooong!

Answer 9

The Pope and Dave appear on the balcony, and everyone in the crowd casks "Who's that guy on the balcony with Dave?"

Answer 10

LOL

Only change I would make is....

"Shaking his head in disbelief" would have worked, but heart attack surrounded by paramedics was a little stretch.

But most of it was quite good so I will give you a STAR =)

Answer 11

yes I actually did laugh out loud lol!! hehe, good one!