CAN NOT FIND TEDDY HERE ARE ONLY CLUES, two small ,honey pots are missing other missing items fifth of rum ,five large packs of cheetos, an OUTCAST cd,the portable cd player, all my cash and travelers checks sticky rum and honey paw prints out the front door. Can you help me find him before he hurts someone?
2007-09-11 01:34:18 · 7 answers · asked by Market Magician 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Decorating & Remodeling
Sit down! Remain Calm! This is of utmost importance; Teddy plots something evil, something wicked and horrifying. Tell me, did he take his note pad and pens/pencils with him? Look around! If they're gone - this is the sign, the Omen! He's trekked way out into the woods! He's plotting and scheming while sitting under the hollow of an old tree, his hide out, his hibernation pad! He's now spending a lot of time writing out how he plans to do it, when he plans to do it, what steps he plans to take to carry out his evil plan. All this while relaxing, eating you're Cheetoes ( the Cheese that goes crunch) listening to Outcast -(becasue it depicts subconsciously what is in his psyche now) and sipping rum to wash it down. He's a sketchy one! You still have time! Right now, he's just probably working on an outline to his plan. He thinks that no one would ever suspect him of such a thing, and plans to turn it into a Best Seller and later a movie!
When the travelers checks are all gone that's when he'll be back. He'll be looking for more to buy more rum and honey and an extra 2 lb package of Cheetoes ( the cheese that goes crunch) Yes, crunch, Teddy likes the sound of crunch!
2007-09-11 07:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look in the park. He is probably passed out under a tree, from drinking all that rum.
2007-09-11 03:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe he jumped ship in San Diego and is now sailing to the Island of Usa, Japan.
2007-09-11 03:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well u been messing around with more than one person, so of course teddy felt left out and has eloped ! put out a page on the net and in missed connections - say sorry and he will come back.
2007-09-11 02:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by datasprite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All that evidence is planted/staged. According to your Teddy questions, he has been trying to kill you for weeks. He is there, in your house, hiding , watching, waiting for the opportune moment to attack. You need to arm yourself, search each nook and cranny , when you find him blow his head off before you meet your demise.
2007-09-11 02:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by vivib 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have him. If you ever want to c him again you better give me 10 points!
2007-09-11 02:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe he's pregnant.
2007-09-11 01:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by Spider 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋