On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple
was involved in a fatal car accident.The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.While waiting they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could
get married in heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and
he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer..... For a
couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married, SHOULD
they get married, what with the eternal Aspect of it all?
"What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven
together FOREVER?"
Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned,
looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed
the couple, "You CAN get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just what if things don't work out
2007-09-10 23:36:19 · 9 answers · asked by Fission Chips 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what if things don't work out? Could we also
>> get a divorce in Heaven?"
>>
>> St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard
on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3
months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"
2007-09-10 23:36:55 · update #1
LOL!! That was great. I'll bet, thanks to you, that I get "Best Joke of the Day" at work today!!
2007-09-10 23:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by D J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-11 07:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, but the 3 months was a hundred yrs.
2007-09-11 06:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by Amy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! don't worry the day I die They would surely get divorce if they want it.
2007-09-11 07:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by paradox_effect 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-09-11 07:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Catholics can't divorce.
2007-09-11 06:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by novagirl117 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
OMG......i was just LMAO....its cool...lolz
2007-09-11 08:31:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2007-09-11 08:24:23 · answer #8 · answered by jimmybond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*LOl !!!!
A Star for u !!!!!
2007-09-11 07:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋