I have been suffering from pain in my knees for a while now. I then realized that all I had to do was purchase some Miracle Whip and rub it on my knees, and now the pain is gone. Thank You Jesus. Has anyone else had success using Miracle Whip? It really is a miracle.
2007-09-10 23:02:27 · 8 answers · asked by ML 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes I put it up my butt and it healed my constipation
2007-09-10 23:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by chocolateman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is good that the pain which you are suffering in your knees has gone but I don't think it is a miracle.The miracxle whip is just a name or brand of the medecine which you took but there is no miracle on it, howev er, we should thank God for having you stopped from suffering the pain. God bless.
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2007-09-10 23:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another case of humanity trivializing the word 'miracle.'
But at least it's a funny one.
I've actually heard an even better joke about miracle 'whip,' but I won't say it since it will probably get me reported.
2007-09-10 23:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by SDW 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I know why my mother always bought miracle whip. I didn't know it was a cure all!!!
2007-09-10 23:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by hypno_toad1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now rub some on your head.
2007-09-10 23:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by Allan C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i mix it in my tuna its very tasty
2007-09-10 23:07:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i agree with SDW
2007-09-10 23:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, are you being serious?
Do not make me laugh!
2007-09-10 23:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋