A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.
He started running along beside the others about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could.
It wasn't that effective!
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Only if it's raining."
2007-09-10 22:52:13 · 8 answers · asked by gangrekalve k 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Err, is this suppose to be a joke?
2007-09-10 23:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by chicken_satay91 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Run 4 Fun....None 4 hon....so Run to safety Son....from that Gun.
a pj 4 u..........
This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village. Once she's inside, he quickly
switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement. After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her. She's really pleased to have met this guy. At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He fumbles the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp. Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the bed, climbing out the other side and beating his chest like a gorilla. Then he vaults back on top of the girl and commences a frantic repeat performance. The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of this second encounter. Somehow the Aussie has completely recovered from his previous exhaustion! After nearly half an hour of wild activity in every possible position, the gasping male swimmer again crawls out of bed and swallows another shot of the mysterious liquid. Once more he dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his chest and commences to make love all over AGAIN. The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action continues at the same blistering pace as before. In the darkness, she can't properly see what kind of tonic is causing these incredible transformations, but she sure likes the effect! More than an hour later, after another repeat of the strange drinking ritual on his part, and a whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms on her part, the Danish girl is now feeling rather faint herself. "Just a minute, big boy," she whispers to the panting bald-headed Aussie, "I think I need to try some of your tonic!" She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the liquid. She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola. Then she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed - only to smash straight into the three other exhausted members of the Australian relay team.
2007-09-14 18:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know about shoes, but i do know that you have to really control your breathing it will really help. i started slow running about 3 miles a day non stop, then the next week i would run 6 and just keep increasing the amount. i think if you do that you will be runner :P get lots of sleep too @.@
2016-05-17 05:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by mary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-09-11 00:21:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooooo . it was hilarious mate
cheers and thnx for making my day lol
2007-09-10 23:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!....thats funny...a star for u....
2007-09-12 00:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by razmatttaz... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny.
2007-09-11 09:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by baby _girl_06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-10 23:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋