A pirate was applying for disabilty pay because of a patch on his eye, a hook for a hand, and his wooden leg. The clerk said he would qualify if they were work related accidents and asked how they all happened.
"How did you get the wooden leg?" she asked.
"ARRR! I was sailing the high seas one day when the boom on me ship, she swung around & knocked me in the water! Sharks ate me leg off before me mates rescued me!"
"O.k., how did you get the hook for a hand?" she asked.
"ARRR! The next day, me sail the high seas when the boom, she swung around AGAIN, knocking me in the water. Sharks ate me hand off before me mates recued me!"
"Fair enough, how did you lose your eye?" asked the lady.
"Well, me stayed away from the boom the next day. Just stretched out on the deck, catching me some sun, when a sea-gull flew by & pooped in me eye!"
"And that put your eye out?" She asked.
"It was me first day with the hook" he said, covering his eye with his hand in a gesture.
2007-09-10 19:54:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaooooooooooooooo mate looks like u r joke book urself mate
you r coming with some hilarious jokes mate
2007-09-10 21:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 00:02:55 · answer #2 · answered by duperne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an old joke. gave me a giggle though.
2007-09-10 20:02:08 · answer #3 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-09-10 20:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by Tux 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ending could use a punch! Make it groin related.... that always helps.
2007-09-10 20:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by Bootleg KING 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
haaaa ha ha ha star for you
2007-09-10 22:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one! star!
2007-09-11 00:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice one.
2007-09-10 22:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! funny!
2007-09-10 20:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by Janie's got a staplegun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that one was funny, corny but funny!!!!!!!!
2007-09-11 10:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by susi_q_2006 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋