A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak,love dogs horses and animals of all sorts.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Next door is our Wife Store. The 1st Floor sign reads: "Women who are beautiful". The 2nd Floor sign reads: "Women who are beautiful and love sex". The 3rd floor has never been visited.
2007-09-10 18:54:08 · 15 answers · asked by ashley j 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo. i lovedddddddd it lol
10/10 for giving me the million dollar laughter lo
thanx agen and cheers hope u will post more hilarious joke
2007-09-10 19:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its star 4 u.
2007-09-10 19:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Knowledge_Share 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe cheeky
2016-04-04 01:35:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice,starred u!
2007-09-10 19:19:15 · answer #4 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
waaaaaaaaaa I LOVE U ASSLEY ARE YOU IN THE WOMAN IN THE SECOND FLOOR...
hehehehe... still It make my day
A million star for you.....
nice joke
2007-09-10 19:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by OLD Astro Creep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Thats the best joke I've ever heard in my life so far! XD. Thanks for the chuckle! Here's a star!
2007-09-11 01:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before. not an oldie but still a goodie!
Star for you
2007-09-10 19:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha I agree women can be heard to plz
2007-09-11 05:47:07 · answer #8 · answered by Your little helper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOOO Omg that was hilarious, awesome joke :D
2007-09-12 16:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Chantel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lol star for you
2007-09-10 18:59:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋