Quik...before I'm troll abused...why was this question deleted? It's little more than a hi...hello...how are ya...see ya soon..
"I need perspective!"....Peter Gabriel
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Question: Whazzzzzzzup? Just a shout-out to my Y'buddies. Avoid the trolls, and the humorless, deletin' abusers.Will...
Question Details: GET BACK IN YOUR FACES SOON! Love, Da Violinist
2007-09-10 17:06:11 · 7 answers · asked by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She's right it's too chatty. I was talking to Mrs Petticoat Blyth just the other day about chatty questions and she told me that her husband William had been engaged in some very questionable chat on the internet with a young Maori Princess called Isabella. Well as it turns out William has gone and done a runner and bought a ticket to New Zealand to visit Isabella. Anyway the reason I mention that is because when I was a nipper I always dreamed of going to New Zealand to hunt the Artic Squirrel which in thos days was quite numerous and was responsible for several deaths each year as they are very ferocious in the defence of their territory, particularly if it happens to contain the Jubjub nut tree which is native to New Zealand. The Jubjub nut gives the Artic Squirrel it's extraordinary strength which allows it to forgo all the usual jumping about in trees in favor of just shaking them until the fruit falls out. So anyway i said to Mrs Pettycoat Smythe that William will get his *** uppance and will no doubt end up as the victim of an Artic Squirrel worship sect, that make yearly sacrifices of unwary Englishmen.
2007-09-11 06:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mysterious fings are happening, answers are disappearing look at Marla Singers question about the pen or pencil? I answered this and so did 35 others but only 29 answers show. Yahoo has lost the plot.
2007-09-11 19:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah...the infamous V-I-O-L-A-T-I-O-N---at long last!!
You were absolutely the most vile of the vile on the board...I say, "hang 'im for his crude, lewd, rude and shrewd behavior!!!"
"Off with his head," I must say
Forward, to the guillotines...March...
'Bang, bang they've shot 'im down'--we miss the show...(crowd groans in displeasure)
Ye just needed to creatively put those fine, upstanding, charming words of wisdom and warning into the form of a question **(I wish for extra credit on that sentence)...and they couldn't have done $HEeT on a shingle....
"...I need perspective staring at the white white wall
I need perspective waiting for the phone to call..." (Too bad these are the only words I can recall!!)
2007-09-11 16:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think one of the rules is that a question has to be a question, and not just a statement, regardless of how clever that statement might be. You can still make your point, but pose it as an interrogatory sentence. For example: Instead of saying "Get back in your faces soon!", say, "How do you get back in your faces?" (whatever that means.) Try it, so they don't erase you, sweetheart......
2007-09-12 23:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by gldjns 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would anyone report anything posted by the Great Rectal Valhaalist?
2007-09-11 14:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because it's chatty, darlink. That's why.
2007-09-11 08:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Zappenin' man. Can you dig it? I knew that you could. Gimme steam.
2007-09-11 00:14:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋