sitting next to a drunk in a
bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION
ALL" and farts loudly.
The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at
the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted before my
wife."
The drunks replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."
2007-09-10 15:38:05 · 13 answers · asked by bert 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha - that is so gross, but funny - ive never heard it before.
you made me laugh, thanks :)
2007-09-10 16:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by *Casey * 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats an old one.
give ya 1/2 a star for effort.
2007-09-10 15:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 15:44:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but people don't really talk like that
2007-09-10 19:18:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-09-10 16:38:24 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-10 16:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fart jokes are always good
2007-09-10 17:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by ropar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny --- have a star!
2007-09-10 18:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...*fart*..oops did i fart before you?
2007-09-10 15:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by Hy34lif3™ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
THATS FUNNY
A * FOR YOU
2007-09-10 15:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋