2007-09-10 15:07:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think the virgin mary might want to have sex with you. You seem like a likely candidate! Good luck with that!
2007-09-11 22:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by Frozen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't think you had anything to worry about.
Isn't it funny that Satan, and opportunist and an evil character who wishes nothing less than to see everyone in the grips of his hell, would miss a chance like he has here on Y/A... He could be grabbing up atheists and agnostics by the fist full. I wonder why that isn't happening... LOL ...? Is it a biblical myth, perhaps..?
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2007-09-10 21:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We truly have an adversary, and his greatest success is with those who deny his existence, or who profess righteousness while sinning a little.
He is alive and well on Planet Earth, and one person's biography explains how he was delivered from a high-level Satan worship cult. See: www.revelado.org/cult.htm
Shalom, peace in Jesus, Ben Yeshua
2007-09-10 15:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Satan doesn't have the power to send anyone anywhere. YOU have the power to accept God's free gift of salvation or YOU have the power to reject it.
2007-09-10 15:14:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Satan want,s you in Hell,he is winning by the sound of it,and he will torment you all you want and more.
2007-09-10 15:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
a thousand years ago people who lived on tropical islands didnt believe in ice ...
belief has nothing to do with reality.
forget religion and religious ideas for a minute ...
this is the solution ...honestly ... i mean really honestly ... ask this question.
...God , if you are real ...and heaven and hell are real ...and Jesus really died for my sins ...please show me clearly ...i mean show me in a way that i cant deny is real ...
also say this ...if there really is a hell i dont ever want to live there ...please show me clearly how to avoid it.
ask that God open your mind or give you a dream or whatever he has to do to prove its all real.
2007-09-10 15:35:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope just to washington. You are sentenced to public office!
2007-09-10 18:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you not believe in satan?? You must not have been to your local wal-mart lately - there is the anti-christ
2007-09-10 15:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No, he's ecstatic. He loves it when people claim he doesn't exist. That gives him the ability to cause problems with even more stealth.
2007-09-10 15:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you decide where you will spend eternity- God is the one that gives you a choice. What choice do you make, because one day there will be no more time to make that choice.
2007-09-10 15:14:51 · answer #10 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋