when you go to a familly reunion and you notice that your cousin is hotter than your wife. You must be a red neck
2007-09-10 13:20:28 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That almost brought a tear to my eye. Sniffle, but one from Jeff's calender: You must be a Red neck: if for form of ID you use your fishing license.
2007-09-10 13:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know you're simple when:
You think you're incredibly funny to turn the same old tired, goofy, boring West Va. joke thats older than the rotted strained peas on you're teeth into a redneck joke.
2007-09-10 13:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Funnel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you're a redneck when you brag about having the best trailer in the park.
You know you're a redneck when you're bathroom is the kitchen sink.
You know you're a redneck when your pickup truck's rear window is blogged by a flag sticker and when your car is covered in 3s or 8s.
You know you're a redneck when you make money off your 70's trailer as a whore house.
2007-09-10 13:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by Colin 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yet another smile that's good for me. could desire to renowned what a crimson neck is nevertheless as we interior the united kingdom besides the indisputable fact that attentive to the the term are undecided of the meaning of this American term.
2016-10-04 08:37:00 · answer #4 · answered by hoehl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you salad bowls say Cool Whip on the side, then you might be a red neck
2007-09-10 13:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by Yuka 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When your neck is red like a lobster and your belly is white like a fish.
2007-09-10 13:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
lawl + 5
2007-09-10 13:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by Steven A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 13:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when ur wife sends u to store to get diapers, and u see it says"15 lbs", u think that it's how much the diaper holds.
2007-09-10 13:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by r77r7r 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol this is so funny....i just moved and i live by like a lot of rednecks and i never understood them...but it all makes since now! lol
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2007-09-10 13:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by emilyy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋