STAR IF U LIKE
A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "It's just hard to believe you got
laid twice.
2007-09-10 12:31:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats an oldie but still a goodie!
I cant believe people are posting hate posts to you because of this joke.
THIS IS THE JOKES AND RIDDLES CATEGORY PEOPLE!
Your supposed to have a sense of humor in here!
I don't care what they say about you! Star for you!
d--(O.o)--b
2007-09-10 13:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I luv WAl-Mart. Plus greeters rn't always there.
2007-09-10 12:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by elle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. I must send that one to my wife. I'm retired from wal-mart my choice since I have a online job and she is in store planning for wal-mart she's on the road so i must send it to her. Thanks for the laugh.
2016-04-04 00:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen women that I couldn't believe got laid even once, but they did. So there's hope for everyone.
2007-09-10 13:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL. Bet she went to report him to the manager.
2007-09-10 13:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like! star 4 u
2007-09-10 12:35:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-09-10 12:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is good but that is bad! You know what I mean? I liked it though.
2007-09-10 12:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by UPESKYMO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's mean but sord of funny
2007-09-11 06:45:10 · answer #9 · answered by moni 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! here's a star for you!
2007-09-10 12:35:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋