Two dwarfs have just won the lottery, so they go out and hire two prostitutes and two hotel rooms. The first dwarf tries desperately all night to get an erection, but all he can hear from the next room is, “one, two, three huh!” This goes on all night. The next morning, the second dwarf asks, “so how did it go?” The first dwarf turns round and replies, “S**t I couldn’t get an erection, how was your night?” The Second dwarf turns round and replies, “even worse, I couldn’t even get on the bed.”
2007-09-10 12:28:38 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke Honey.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-09-10 12:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee. I remember the days of my youth when dwarf jokes did the rounds. Keep 'em coming.
2007-09-18 09:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mad Irish Momma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the dwarf that had a date with a 6' tall girl. The next day his buddy ask him how the date went. "Not bad" was the dwarf's reply "except nose to nose I had my toes in it and toes to toes I had my nose in it."
2007-09-15 23:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Skysoldier 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he gets a set of audi car springs, one on each hand and foot, he could try the "four sprung dwarf technique."
2007-09-15 09:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by Not bad for a cabbage! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am crapping myself with laughter
thanks
1 2 3
wheres the toilet paper when you need it
dwarf stood in a queue
says too women next to him
does your feet smell
she replies no they don`t
he says must be your fanny then
2007-09-17 10:43:00 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just off Night Shift, that made me laugh STAR
2007-09-10 20:40:49 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha .. Superb Outstanding and very funny
The birds are singing again .. Thank You.. .. The charter menber of your admirers Club.. Me...
2007-09-10 13:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny haha
2007-09-17 23:45:49 · answer #8 · answered by missyme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best ive heard today, nice one have a star
2007-09-15 01:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a great 1
2007-09-10 21:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋