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“Well, how about that, plus six weeks vacation, full medical and dental, a company credit card, and a company car – say a Porsche?”
“Wow, are you kidding?” asked the graduate.
The interviewer said, “Certainly. But you started it.”

2007-09-10 11:59:19 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

42 answers

Sounds like my first job interview but it wasn't funny at the time.

2007-09-10 12:01:41 · answer #1 · answered by John 3 · 1 0

You can do one of two things. 1. Tell the truth. Let the employer know that your leaving your old job because it pays next to nothing. Funny enough a lot of employers respect this answer. 2. Simply say that your looking to try something new. You can further back it up by saying that you enjoy what you do but this oppertunity offers you some new and interesting possiblities. Btw, whatever you do DONT BS THE EMPLOYER TOO MUCH. Keep your answer simple and move on!

2016-05-21 08:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by dolly 3 · 0 0

Brilliant.

2007-09-18 05:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by wigsyette 2 · 1 0

I can't believe HOW many of the guys thought it'd be funny to say he had the same experience ! !
Lot of blond guys around.....
Well , they are GUYS , right ?
I wonder why no one wondered abt just how much or what work he would be required to do for all that.....!

2007-09-17 23:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0 0

I know this is a joke, but it sort of reminds me when I was trying to attract senior management to my company from a rival company.

Anyway, I loved the joke and here is a star for you just the same.

Thank you,

2007-09-10 12:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I got that job,but left after a month.They would not empty the ash trays in the car.

2007-09-16 02:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sounds like a company where he can make money - and have fun!!! Hope he gets hired. Very good one, I have not heard before!!!

2007-09-10 13:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by Henry H 6 · 1 0

Funny.

2007-09-18 10:12:07 · answer #8 · answered by baby_face_paris 6 · 1 0

HA HA HA I GOT THE LAST LAUGH
AS I GOT THE JOB TOO

hahahahahahahalol

2007-09-14 09:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1 0

When I said this in my interview they said that seems low.

2007-09-10 12:04:41 · answer #10 · answered by Redcarn 5 · 0 0

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