Dear Ex-Husband -
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
2007-09-10 11:53:30 · 6 answers · asked by delia 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 12:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I thought that was funny. And it was even funnier when I got to the P.S.
hahahaha! You made my Monday. =]
2007-09-10 12:45:59 · answer #2 · answered by Katherine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE!!! I give it a thumbs up and a TEN. Thanks for the laughs!!
2007-09-10 12:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by Rogue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! funny!
2007-09-10 20:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by Janie's got a staplegun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome !
Thanks for the laugh for my Monday blues !!
2007-09-10 12:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL.
2007-09-10 13:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋