Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
2007-09-10 11:52:06 · 14 answers · asked by delia 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-13 08:29:06 · update #1
Ha Ha! Sad but funny.
2007-09-10 12:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take off the last part about Ur sis and I are moving to West Virginia Good luck
2007-09-18 10:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by Brooke Eagen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-09-17 12:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reading this one first I thought it was sad but then reading the second one I laughed! Very funny!
2007-09-18 05:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by My boys are my world 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good! The wife's answer to his letter is priceless!
2007-09-17 05:10:16 · answer #5 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good story! I shared it with my wife and she laughed. Keep them coming.
2007-09-16 11:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by msrtampa04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha That's a good one!!
2007-09-18 10:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the wife's response on the other page.... teehee
2007-09-16 01:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever wife! star for you
2007-09-18 04:12:16 · answer #9 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool buddy
2007-09-17 20:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by venkat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋