Squirrel!
2007-09-10 11:50:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God's so logically impossible that he's nonexistent.
2007-09-10 11:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Which one?
Mine personally laughed at me, then laughed with me. Despite the limitations and dangers between a human mind and a godly mind coming in too close of a contact, he created a moment just for me to let me know he was there.
I have to agree that some of the other gods do not seem to put in the effort anymore. Maybe when a religion becomes a dominant religion that god becomes fat and lazy; it needs some young upstart to goad it into rejoining the game.
Can you not see the popular god slouched on the couch in a soiled "wife beater" and a trucking cap, one hand holding a warm 40 oz and the other tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants? His eyes bloodshot and no longer omniscient, glaring blearily at a godly-high density TV with screen in screen in screen in screen in screen in screen , etc picture?
We ask him for laws to live by and lifts up a Galactic Pizza box and pulls out an old oil stained length of spooled dot matrix paper with a print out on it pulled from the Internet. It turns out to be a list of bad, slightly sexist and racist jokes with a scrawl at the bottom that says "very funny" which is crossed out and under it written "don't say that, not PC".
Some gods look a bit like us. Scary, huh?
2007-09-10 14:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God exists as an idea in people's heads. That can be distant, close, or incapacitating in some cases.
2007-09-10 11:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Through understanding, do you realize that He can't be distant. So now you must figure out what exactly is in the way, what is between Him and you. :)
2007-09-10 12:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bettierage!!
Yeah, I'm not clear on that.
It's like when they say God exists outside of space and time. And yet, he regularly intervenes INSIDE space and time.
2007-09-10 11:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I guess so--according to Christ God can;t even be bothered to judge anyone either!!--:]
John5:22For the Father judgeth no man
2007-09-10 11:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by huffyb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you don't see God everywhere then God seems to be no where!
2007-09-10 11:56:28 · answer #7 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a nice picture.
Just thought I'd say.
2007-09-10 11:53:51 · answer #8 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
maybe he's just on a bathroom break and will return in a few thousand years
2007-09-10 11:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
none of the above.
God has always been there. it is up to the individual to seek His face.
2007-09-10 11:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Lady 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋