I knew it could be done.
I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do it.
I called my friend.
He said he knew how to do it and would teach me.
He put his arms around me and started.
I watched nervously in the mirror.
He finally finished and pulled back slowly.
I felt relieved that it was over.
I hate neckties.
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It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting.
I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it.
I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better.
I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.
But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.
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pinnochios g/friend sat on his face and said"lie you b******"
2007-09-10 11:43:45 · 13 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg i ♥ these they are hilarious!!
2007-09-10 11:49:38 · answer #1 · answered by EMiLY[iloveyou] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Pinnochio is fantastic. A star for you
2007-09-11 11:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 20:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo another hilarious oe mate .
cool keep them comin
cheers mate
2007-09-10 18:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
The last one is great.!!!
Lie lie yeah, lol.!!!
10/10 Puma.!!!
2007-09-10 18:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F"king AWESOME
2007-09-10 18:52:19 · answer #6 · answered by frankyrulez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-11 04:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKED THE LAST ONE!
2007-09-10 19:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-11 04:02:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious! hahahaha
2007-09-10 19:31:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥ §íÑ ♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋