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2007-09-10 11:27:23 · 8 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm an atheist, so I make fun of all myths equally. And I like Smores Pop Tarts.
2007-09-10 13:29:46 · update #1
Why not open your own outlet for Mormon underwear. You can even put the same Masonic symbols on them. Just because the Mormon organization sells them doesn't mean YOU can't. They don't own the Masonic Lodge. ;-)
2007-09-10 11:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by Devoted1 7 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Three points:
1) There aren't enough LdS to make it worth Hanes' time and money.
2) Temple garments are not magic
3) The LdS Churcyh owns the rights to the temple garment pattern, so they would sue Hanes
Why are people so obsessed about our underwear? What would they say if a sect asked its members to go commando?
2007-09-10 12:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yet again, another question from someone obsessed with what kind of underwear I wear. How about we leave these kinds of questions alone? Do you want me to ask about your underwear? Why can't people just understand that it's something sacred to us, and not something to laugh at. Be respectful about it, and don't knock it.
They aren't magical, I can't fly/be invisible/heal on command or anything else while I wear them, and neither can anyone else. Leave it alone and just deal with the fact that we have something special that no one else has. Maybe you are all just jealous cuz we get neat undies and you have to spend lots of money on undies that are just normal. ;)
2007-09-10 12:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by odd duck 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You could have pictures of famous Mormons on the back side of the undies. I'd like to have the Osmond Brothers on mine so that when I prance around the house, they're shimmying to my internal rhythm.
2007-09-10 11:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Y'all need therapy- I still say that your obsession with someone else's underwear is unhealthy.
Oh, wait- Maybe we should level the playing field and make fun of the Jewish Yamika.. or the Muslim prayer rugs.. or the Catholic rosary....
I find it amazing that it's seen as ok to make fun of the Mormon religion, but it's criminal to make fun of other religions....
Grow up, and quit making fun of things you don't know about.
2007-09-10 13:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My underwear has never helped me from getting swatted by MJ
2007-09-10 12:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey noooo! Hanes NOOO!!!!!!!!!
Why not Abercrombie & Fitch?
BTW.... there is no magical underwear
2007-09-10 12:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It would not ever happen.
2007-09-10 13:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by Joseph 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋