One there, there was a swimming competition of three young men.They weren't ordinary men, they each had members missing on thier bodies.The first one was missing one arm. The second one was missing one arm and one leg.The third one was missing both of his arms and both of his legs.So the referee yells out,: "Alright everybody get ready!3-2-1 GO!", and they all jump in the water.The first two slowly but surely advanced while the third one just sank to the bottom of the pool.After a while, the first two got to the finish line and the lifeguards quickly jumped in the pool and save the third man who was still at the same place, at the bottom of the pool.As soon as they get him out he yells out,: "God Damn It!After all these years of training...After all the dedication and perseveration I had...After all the time wasted to convince my friends and family that I can make...Why the hell did my ears had to fall asleep today!!!!"
2007-09-10 11:26:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles