One day, there was a toad jumpin around the forest.He was extremely horny that day and wanted to find a parner that would satisfy him.He leaped around the forest, until he found a horse.He told the horse,: "Hey horsey, why dont you come over here and show me why you guys are so famous.", and the horse replies,: "Eat sh*t!", and the toad leaps away.He then finds a lion and tells him,: "Hey lion, how about having some wild, and I mean WILD hot sex you beast!" , and the lion sais,: "God hell no!", and the lion hits hima and the toad leaps away.Then he finds a cobra and sais,: "Hey cobra, I love the way your long and wiggle around like that, how bout we have some sex because I want it sooooo bad!", and "FLAWP" the cobra puts the toad whole in his mouth.But before masticating, the cobra stars thinkin to himself,: "Poor little toad, all he wanted to do is have sex with me...", so he spit him out and the toad yells out,: "GOD DAMN THAT WAS THE CRAZIEST BL*WJ*B IVE EVER HAD!"
2007-09-10 11:09:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That wasn't funny.
2007-09-10 11:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-10 16:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nice one hilaarious mate
and the froggy replies and i cant belived that i got sucked in by snakes dirty trick . lol
cheers mate
2007-09-10 11:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i hope some one doesnt report u!
PPL DO NOT! CLICK THE REPORT ABUSE BUTTON!
but seriously dats funny....
2007-09-10 11:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by Wafflehouse Yum! =) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! funny!
2007-09-10 20:39:23 · answer #5 · answered by Janie's got a staplegun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was good. thanks for sharing.
2007-09-10 22:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋